If Swearing Were Calories, I’d Be One Skinny Bitch | Eco-Friendly Plantable Card

Share a laugh and a unique gift with our “If Swearing Were Calories, I’d Be One Skinny Bitch” plantable greeting card.

 Perfect for any occasion, this eco-friendly card combines edgy humour and sustainability.

Embedded with wildflower seeds, it can be planted to grow beautiful blooms, turning your sentiment into a lasting memory.

Crafted with high-quality, biodegradable materials and vibrant colours, it’s a bold and environmentally conscious way to bring joy.

• Blank Inside
• Envelope Included

Ideal for friends who appreciate humour, this witty card is a memorable and fun gift that grows.