I Identify Myself as Late, My Pronouns Are Almost/There” Plantable Card

Embrace the humour in life’s little quirks with our “I Identify Myself as Late, My Pronouns Are Almost/There” Seeded Card.

This playful card is perfect for anyone who can relate to being perpetually late, offering a lighthearted way to poke fun at a common habit while also showing a bit of self-love.

But this card is more than just a humorous keepsake—it’s also a gift that grows. Embedded with wildflower seeds, this eco-friendly card can be planted after it’s been enjoyed.

Simply plant it in soil, water it, and watch as it blooms into beautiful wildflowers, symbolising the growth and progress we all strive for, no matter how late we arrive.

Perfect for birthdays, just-because, or any occasion where a little humour is needed, this card is a thoughtful way to acknowledge the uniquely human experience of being fashionably late.

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• Envelope Included

It’s the ideal blend of wit and sentimentality, making it a memorable gift for anyone who understands that getting there—eventually—is half the fun.